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[prairiedaun]

Inspired by this, numensule and I present "Aliens in the Victorian Era (with only small anachronisms, I think)

numensulesays:
I say, lads, what's that over yon?
numensulesays:
*frizzle*
prairiedaun. says:
tehy would just be so horribly overmatched.
numensulesays:
I know. They would probably call them inferior to the English man anyways
prairiedaun. says:
"say chaps, look at the greenish fellow with the four eyes."
numensulesays:
"must be a savage"
prairiedaun. says:
"say, where's my musket? let's see what sport they offer."
numensulesays:
"I wonder whether they could perhaps be made into hats"
prairiedaun. says:
"oh dear, he's put his tentacle in my ear. what shall we do?"
numensulesays:
"I say we send him to the colonies"
prairiedaun. says:
"right oh. say you, green chap. I SAID, HEY YOU, GREEN CHAPPY, WHY NOT HEAD OVER TO THE AMERICAS?"
numensulesays:
"I say, I don't think he's listening. Oh dear! Basil? Basil?"
prairiedaun. says:
"MMMPF!!!"
numensulesays:
"I say, this isn't how social Darwinism is supposed to work!"
prairiedaun. says:
"MMMPF!!!!!"
numensulesays:
"I declare, Monstrosity, that if you do not cease exploring my companion's orifices with your proboscis, I shall have recourse to violence"
prairiedaun. says:
"MMMPF!!!!!!!!!!!wtfomgbbq!!!"
numensulesays:
BAMPH!
prairiedaun. says:
"..."
numensulesays:
Oh...dear...Basil? Basil? I say, Baz ol' boy! Speak to me!
prairiedaun. says:
...
numensulesays:
"Why...why you green skinned poltroon! You quivering, gelatinous...." BAMPH!
prairiedaun. says:
...
numensulesays:
"HAVE AT YOU!"
numensulesays:
*sizzle*

I think the stress has gotten to us.

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Lol. Wonderful. Stress-induced comedy is always the best.