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[prairiedaun]

My mom and I have some of the best converstaions while driving from place to place. I was talking about not really being into the whole vampires thing.

"I mean, I get it. But I don't find vampires sexy. Yes, they're pale. Like corpses. I don't want to make out with corpses."
"But you love zombie movies and stories."
"Yes, but I don't want to have sex with zombies. Oooooh, rotting flesh! How exciting! No."
"You liked Buffy: the Vampire Slayer."
"I liked Buffy, who slayed vampires. I understand the sexual aspect of vampires; I, however, don't find exsanguination sexy. "
"I have to say, as your mother, I'm a little relieved to hear that."

Also, we've morphed from saying "__blank__ is the fish!" to "You're my fish!" which I believe makes it all the more awesome.

Comments

[marydotmusic.livejournal.com]

1. I'm with you on the vampires thing.

2. I was asking a bunch of people at work the other day about "the fish". I have no clue and they don't either, however, one of my co-workers has a son who's about 13 years old and he said he's going to throw it out in conversation tonight and see what happens. ;)

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

1. I get that it's some people's thing, and I respect that. I just don't see it, personally, but hey. Whatever floats your boat, you know?

2. I'm still pretty curious about this. You, Mary, are the fish!!!