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KARL ROVE: You wanted to see me, sir?
GEORGE W. BUSH: Sit down, Karl. I think you know what this is about.
ROVE: Yes, Mr. President. You said you'd fire anyone involved in that whole CIA leak thing. If it comes to that, sir, I'll understand.
BUSH: I appreciate that, Karl, but I think you're overreacting. I figure we can beat this thing inside of a week.
ROVE: You think so, sir?
BUSH: Sure. Heck, all you did was expose the identity of a CIA official to screw with her husband for opposing our foreign policy. It's not like that's illegal or anything. So what if it undermines our national security in the middle of a worldwide war on terrorism? The point is you showed everybody you can't screw with the Bush Administration.
ROVE: Wow, thanks sir.
BUSH: Thank you, Karl. Gimme five.
ROVE: [high-fives the President] Man, I can't tell you what a load off my mind this is, sir. I haven't felt so good since I found out Dumbledore kills Ron.
BUSH: I'm sorry...what?
ROVE: Oh, it's this book I've been reading, you wouldn't...
BUSH: Dumbledore...kills Ron!?! Ron Weasley?
ROVE: Uh...yes, Mr. President. The Half-Blood Prince makes him do it with a mind-control spell.
BUSH: You've read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince? Karl, that book isn't supposed to be out until July 16!!!
ROVE: Well sure, but I have some friends at Amazon.com, and I'm a H/Hr shipper, so I just had to make sure they get together and...
BUSH: They get together!?
ROVE: Well, yeah. After Miggerus Jansso turns out to be the Half-Blood Prince, they—
BUSH: OMG stop spoiling me!
[A crack team of Bloomsbury commandos smashes through the windows and doors, securing the Oval Office and pointing rifles at Rove]
COMMANDO: We've heard everything, Mr. President. We'll take over from here.
I seriously just had three different charities call me in a row, asking for my mom. I'm all for charity and helping other people, but sometimes it just feels ridiculous. I mean really- we don't have that much money to begin with, and we already donate a good bit to some charities. So don't try to guilt us into donating more than we can- I'm really tempted to just tell them to fuck off and screw their dying children in Africa.
Uh, wow. That was much more angry than the "Grr! People keep phoning!" post I was going to make.
I really want to go out and see a movie. I need to get out of the house today- this being a shut-in thing is beyond ridiculous. But I hate going to see movies on Friday nights- Far too many people. And that's why I won't be going to any Harry Potter things tonight either- I just wouldn't be able to handle it. I'm getting freaked out just thinking about it (yet another thing I appear to have learned from my dad.)
I hate, hate, hate the fact that they've closed down the Cinema City at Pembina- the one at McPhillips isn't open yet, and I'm not going to be able to convince people to go all the way out to Northgate. Fucking hell, the one at Pembina was always super busy; why close it down before the "super cheap seats" was finished being built? (In a location that really isn't convenient to anyone at all?) For serious- the one at Pembina was close enough to a large student population, families with small children and regular folks (and being regular Winnipeggers they'd be cheap bastards waiting for movies to be at the cheap seats. Come on Winnipeggers, you know it's true.) The theatres at Pembina probably got business from the theatres at St.Vital (how many times have we gone to St.Vital, looked at the movies, thought "no way" and made our way to Pembina?)
It just makes no sense. And I really want to see a couple of movies at the cheap seats. So maybe I'll make my way out to the other side of the city to do that.
ETA: My cousin and I are going to see Fantastic Four at37:40 today, at St. Vital. People are welcome to show up and join us.
jim_smith, seen at metaquotesKARL ROVE: You wanted to see me, sir?
GEORGE W. BUSH: Sit down, Karl. I think you know what this is about.
ROVE: Yes, Mr. President. You said you'd fire anyone involved in that whole CIA leak thing. If it comes to that, sir, I'll understand.
BUSH: I appreciate that, Karl, but I think you're overreacting. I figure we can beat this thing inside of a week.
ROVE: You think so, sir?
BUSH: Sure. Heck, all you did was expose the identity of a CIA official to screw with her husband for opposing our foreign policy. It's not like that's illegal or anything. So what if it undermines our national security in the middle of a worldwide war on terrorism? The point is you showed everybody you can't screw with the Bush Administration.
ROVE: Wow, thanks sir.
BUSH: Thank you, Karl. Gimme five.
ROVE: [high-fives the President] Man, I can't tell you what a load off my mind this is, sir. I haven't felt so good since I found out Dumbledore kills Ron.
BUSH: I'm sorry...what?
ROVE: Oh, it's this book I've been reading, you wouldn't...
BUSH: Dumbledore...kills Ron!?! Ron Weasley?
ROVE: Uh...yes, Mr. President. The Half-Blood Prince makes him do it with a mind-control spell.
BUSH: You've read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince? Karl, that book isn't supposed to be out until July 16!!!
ROVE: Well sure, but I have some friends at Amazon.com, and I'm a H/Hr shipper, so I just had to make sure they get together and...
BUSH: They get together!?
ROVE: Well, yeah. After Miggerus Jansso turns out to be the Half-Blood Prince, they—
BUSH: OMG stop spoiling me!
[A crack team of Bloomsbury commandos smashes through the windows and doors, securing the Oval Office and pointing rifles at Rove]
COMMANDO: We've heard everything, Mr. President. We'll take over from here.
I seriously just had three different charities call me in a row, asking for my mom. I'm all for charity and helping other people, but sometimes it just feels ridiculous. I mean really- we don't have that much money to begin with, and we already donate a good bit to some charities. So don't try to guilt us into donating more than we can- I'm really tempted to just tell them to fuck off and screw their dying children in Africa.
Uh, wow. That was much more angry than the "Grr! People keep phoning!" post I was going to make.
I really want to go out and see a movie. I need to get out of the house today- this being a shut-in thing is beyond ridiculous. But I hate going to see movies on Friday nights- Far too many people. And that's why I won't be going to any Harry Potter things tonight either- I just wouldn't be able to handle it. I'm getting freaked out just thinking about it (yet another thing I appear to have learned from my dad.)
I hate, hate, hate the fact that they've closed down the Cinema City at Pembina- the one at McPhillips isn't open yet, and I'm not going to be able to convince people to go all the way out to Northgate. Fucking hell, the one at Pembina was always super busy; why close it down before the "super cheap seats" was finished being built? (In a location that really isn't convenient to anyone at all?) For serious- the one at Pembina was close enough to a large student population, families with small children and regular folks (and being regular Winnipeggers they'd be cheap bastards waiting for movies to be at the cheap seats. Come on Winnipeggers, you know it's true.) The theatres at Pembina probably got business from the theatres at St.Vital (how many times have we gone to St.Vital, looked at the movies, thought "no way" and made our way to Pembina?)
It just makes no sense. And I really want to see a couple of movies at the cheap seats. So maybe I'll make my way out to the other side of the city to do that.
ETA: My cousin and I are going to see Fantastic Four at
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