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[prairiedaun]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Entire World, excluding Quebec and Ohio.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Archmage</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">A massive spam campaign.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Nobody. You are so powerful that you don't need the help!</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ban Movie Trailers that give away plot twists.</td>

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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That actually sounds pretty good.

Want to know what else is really good? Transfigurations, by resonant8. I need a day to process it, then send feedback.

My family has been home for 15 minutes and nobody has bothered to come look for me. Oh sure, my cousin can turn off my music and put on a movie, but nobody can be bothered to give a rat's ass to even say hello.

Scratch that. Grandma just came in to say hi (it took her a while and a pit-stop in the bathroom to get here). But still. Feeling rather overlooked and beginning to get upset.

When I was a little girl I was invited to a girls birthday party. We were all playing at the park when her parents decided to take us all to dinner. And I was left behind. At a park where I didn't know where I was or anything. It took them nearly an hour to realize what had happened and where I was. My greatest fear is being left alone and forgotten. It's getting darker in this room as the sun goes down, and no one has come in to ask how I am.

I must cheer up. Hmm. What always cheers me up? Oh, I know.

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[blackmagickbaby.livejournal.com]

If you are going to take over the world, will I have to bow before you? I am kidding.