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Dude, what is it with crafters and their love of sexual/crafting puns? I'd just wrapped my head around crocheters being called hookers, and now quilters are strippers.
...Grandma Johnston was a hooker and Gramma Findlay was a stripper (as well as being crewel). Oh god.
I actually watched (and taped) an episode of Quilt in a Dayand omg it was so crazy. There was actually a music video about how to hide your stash (in this case, bolts of fabric), and whenever the lady cut off the ends of her squares, she'd toss them up in the air behind her.
And now I kind of want to try quilting too. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
...Grandma Johnston was a hooker and Gramma Findlay was a stripper (as well as being crewel). Oh god.
I actually watched (and taped) an episode of Quilt in a Dayand omg it was so crazy. There was actually a music video about how to hide your stash (in this case, bolts of fabric), and whenever the lady cut off the ends of her squares, she'd toss them up in the air behind her.
And now I kind of want to try quilting too. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?