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Okay, so today is possibly the day when I officially start to feel old and out of touch with the younger generation.

I was watching MuchMusic (Adam Lambert! Finally!) and they were showing the texts at the bottom of the screen. One caught my eye:

Justin Bieber is the fish!!

Okay. I don't quite get the Justin Bieber thing at all, but okay. But... the fish? Is this some new slang I don't know? I'm imagining some cockney-ish Newfie slang where cod = god = fish, but... what?

I'm oooooooooold! *shakes cane, yells about the lawn, etc. etc.*

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My mom and I have some of the best converstaions while driving from place to place. I was talking about not really being into the whole vampires thing.

"I mean, I get it. But I don't find vampires sexy. Yes, they're pale. Like corpses. I don't want to make out with corpses."
"But you love zombie movies and stories."
"Yes, but I don't want to have sex with zombies. Oooooh, rotting flesh! How exciting! No."
"You liked Buffy: the Vampire Slayer."
"I liked Buffy, who slayed vampires. I understand the sexual aspect of vampires; I, however, don't find exsanguination sexy. "
"I have to say, as your mother, I'm a little relieved to hear that."

Also, we've morphed from saying "__blank__ is the fish!" to "You're my fish!" which I believe makes it all the more awesome.