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Still left to talk about: shit, fuck, motherfucker and cocksucker.

This paper is driving me mad. I'm taking it with me to (hopefully) finish off, and then I'm handing it in. I do, however, enjoy my deductive leap to explain piss, meaning to urinate, and pissed as in drunk. Go me!

This is going to be both the most awkward paper I've ever handed in, and the most awkward to get back.

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I feel like I keep sabotaging myself, and setting myself up for further failure.

I really can't wait until I graduate, and head off into the real world so that I can know what real failure feels like.

Gah. Sorry. Melodramatic. I just feel right now that I've been putting my life on pause while I've been in school. I know differently it's just... it feels so artificial all of a sudden. I don't really care about it right now.

I used to love this so much. And no, it's no just exams. It's... I want to do something. Meaningful.

Maybe I'll look into volunteer positions in the new year.

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The word cock is a euphemism for penis (OED s.v. cock n1 20). The OED suggests that this is not some resemblance between the penis and a rooster, but rather between a penis and a"spout or short pipe serving as a channel for passing liquids through, and having an appliance for regulating or stopping the flow;" which was known as a cock due to it's resemblance to a rooster. (OED s.v. cock n1 12a)

...you'reacock!you'reacock!you'reacock!

*ahem* Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.

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Because it's turning into this kind of a night ( PICSPAMMED!!! )