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[prairiedaun]

I've come to a decision. I'm not even going to bother going on to grad school, or even getting a job in the fields I'm interested in.

I'm going to become a stripper. Oh sorry, exotic dancer. Because we all know that there is nothing I love more than the objectification of women.

Hell, I might not even bother finishing up this year, never mind next year. I'm sure that after my liposuction and other plastic surgery has healed up, I can get a job dancing in one of this city's fine establishments in no time. Hell, I won't even worry about my ankle healing properly. I'm sure if something happens, my new sugar daddy will take care of me.

This is the best plan ever.

Comments

[pyroclasticgrub.livejournal.com]

What's your stripper name going to be?

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be original, and stick with Prairie Daun.

[rosie-riviter.livejournal.com]

That's hott. I know there's some kind of formula to making one's own stripper name.. I think it involves your first pet's name and I think perhaps your mother's maiden name, though I can't quite remember..

Besides, Prairie Daun is completely erotic on it's own. :P
Just promise you won't sport (or un-sport) a milk maid outfit or something.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking either an Indiana Jones inspired costume, or going the caveman route.

[rosie-riviter.livejournal.com]

Indiana Jones. Completely. Then you get to yeild a whip!

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I already have a whip. I'm almost there!

[finnygan.livejournal.com]

This is the best plan ever.

Well, it's definitely the best plan I've heard all day.