My mom and I have some of the best converstaions while driving from place to place. I was talking about not really being into the whole vampires thing.

"I mean, I get it. But I don't find vampires sexy. Yes, they're pale. Like corpses. I don't want to make out with corpses."
"But you love zombie movies and stories."
"Yes, but I don't want to have sex with zombies. Oooooh, rotting flesh! How exciting! No."
"You liked Buffy: the Vampire Slayer."
"I liked Buffy, who slayed vampires. I understand the sexual aspect of vampires; I, however, don't find exsanguination sexy. "
"I have to say, as your mother, I'm a little relieved to hear that."

Also, we've morphed from saying "__blank__ is the fish!" to "You're my fish!" which I believe makes it all the more awesome.
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